This Libertarian Candidate Drinks Goat's Blood

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A U.S. Senate candidate named Augustus Sol Invictus once drank goat's blood to celebrate the end of a walk from Orlando to the Mojave Desert in 2013. This topic has come up in a forum while he runs for Senator of the state of Florida.

His platform seems to be us versus them. He brags about being kicked out of business school, being caught trespassing at his own law office, and calls himself an old world pagan, all in the name of taking down the powers that be. When asked if he'd accept support from white supremacist groups, he hinted 'probably.'

But his claim to fame will always be the quote, "I did sacrifice a goat. Yes, I drank the goat's blood."

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