Leonardo DiCaprio Vapes And Wears Headphones During Sex (Allegedly)

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A recent cover story from Star Magazine, detailing the sex lives of the rich and famous, included a pretty incredible second-hand account of an alleged sexual encounter with actor Leonardo DiCaprio. According to the interview subject, her friend had a phenomenally poor hookup with Leo. By her account, Leonardo DiCaprio vapes during sex, and listens to music on his headphones the whole time.

From the print edition:

Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

“Leo knows women are mesmerized by his stardom, so he obviously doesn’t care at all whether they’re satisfied or not,” says another insider. “He can sleep with almost any woman he wants without even trying, so it’s no surprise he doesn’t try in bed either.”

Is it true that Leonardo DiCaprio vapes during sex? Or is it a stranger trying to get attention by making a dig on a celebrity? Only Leo, and his small army of sexual partners, know for sure. But it does seem pretty plausible, doesn't it?

Take 99% of men and give them access to unlimited, effortless sexual access to the most beautiful women in the world, and see how long it takes them to start vapin' it up in the bedroom. And if you could get away with leaving the Beats By Dre on, wouldn't you? At least once? Maybe not. But probably so.